Sebastian Melcher

Sebastian Melcher is a great and a goodhearted Person. He is very nice and is always there for someone. He is funny and very kind. If u ever have a problem he will help u. He sees the good in you, when you cant even see it yourself. He makes you a better person and gives good and wise advice. It really is the best thing ever to know him bc you know, he will never judge you and will always see the whole picture instead of little pieces. If u know a Sebastian Melcher you are very lucky

A : do u have a problem?

B: Yes.
A: you should talk to sebastian melcher

by punchmymommainthethroat January 18, 2022

Sebastian Flores

Sebastian Flores is a Mexican with no papers, his penis is longer than the average arm,he is always high and is very strong and attractive he is known for fucking people’s moms and will be found mostly at most people’s moms houses

What the fuck is that Sebastian Flores and my mom sleeping together

by Sebastiansaysfacts December 15, 2018

Sebastian Johnson

awesome, sexy, heroic, batman, smooth with ladies man.

Oh I didn't know there was a Sebastian Johnson at the party. WHATT!!!!

by MR.CUBEICE May 12, 2021

Sebastian Mango

A monkee boiiii who loves eating mangos.

Sebastian Mango went the the store to get Mangos.

by 3r!k13 June 29, 2023

Sebastian Cimetta

grey bibbers with android twennywan

Guy 1: lol i had some breakfast for dinner
Guy 2: wow thats very sebastian cimetta
Guy 1: what fuk

by cut_low_laa June 15, 2018

Sebastian Taylor

A fucken wanker who jerks off his neighbours dog so he can drink the semen to impregnate himself. He loves to fondle with the penises of 6 year olds and have sexy time with the toddlers at preschool. He is also a registered sex offender and is not allowed within 50km of any school. He pleasures himself every night by using his little brother fist to stimulate is G spot. The then hand feeds his semen to his black slave that he keeps in his basement and uses him for sex.

PLEASE PUBLISH THIS xx :)

"Dont be a Sebastian Taylor"

by Holocaust Hursty October 17, 2018

sebastian lion

the expression you use when you can't form a coherent sentence to describe how horrid a person/place/thing is.

Note: the "lion" part can be exchanged for any other animal, as long as it isn't a cute animal (bunny, puppy, pony, etc.).

"wow, look at that milf over there."
"dude, she's a total sebastian lion."

"oh look, timmy and cindy are dancing together."
"aww, it's so great when two sebastian lions hook up."
"yeah, so the rest of us don't have to worry about them asking us out. *shudder*."

by kookoobananas92111 May 18, 2010