Seattle mo

It's just like normal sex, except sometimes you get stuck halfway through and the Fire Department has to help you get off.

"Janet, how was your weekend?"
"It was pretty nice, thanks for asking Bridget. Sam and I took a ride on the Seattle Monorail. Thank God the firefighters were hot or I never would have gotten off."

by AccidentalCider October 1, 2014

Seattle Special

The act in which your partner, who isn't giving you a blow job, laughs whilst you're inside and simultaneously nose exhales and puffs your member out of thier mouth

"Aww dude he made me laugh so much during sex, I ended up giving him a Seattle Special

by BobangSupreme September 15, 2025

raining like Seattle

heavy rain. similar to raining cats and dogs.

Aight dude, i'm gonna take a walk outside, see ya lat- OH MY GOD IT'S RAINING LIKE SEATTLE OVER HERE!

by AbsoluteHooman89 May 13, 2021

Seattle Sound Check

How Kurt Cobain met his end

He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.

by Xero Danger February 22, 2025

Seattle Salt

The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.

Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"

Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."

by BsAlchemy January 12, 2020

Seattle Sprinkler

When you nut around the room, sprinkling it.

Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?

by Xippo June 7, 2024

Seattle Soda

When a woman (preferably a MILF) squirts, then is bottled up and put into the fridge for someone to drink at a later date.

"Hey is this water in your fridge?" "Nah that's a Seattle Soda, from my dinner date last week."

by jussMicah January 1, 2024