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Deet Season

A period of time where all idiotic, extreme, or outlandish ideas must become a reality. This time period normally lasts three to four days, starting on the second Friday of each month. This time period contains pretty much no sleep, lots of stunts, and borderline illegal pranks to entertain you and your friends. Tbh its just a time set aside to be really retarded.
I normally would not quit my job by shitting on my bosses desk and writing out "I quit" in human feces, but shit, its DEET SEASON BOYS.
by nlmayse July 16, 2018
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Shitting Seasons

When your ass, like the changing seasons of the year, takes every shit imaginable in one sitting. First you’re constipated, then you shit hard little balls, then you shit a good clean log and finally, you shit straight lava outta your asshole.
Damn bro, I don’t know wtf I ate but it got me shitting seasons!
by Batman's Nutz August 22, 2023
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Hoodie season

Wearing a hoodie with the intent to carry a handgun
It's hoodie season, they best check the forecast
by Tsavboy January 21, 2020
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savage season

A season of nonstop savagery , resulting in broken relationships and homes. The end goal is to roast any person/thing into utter oblivion.
Hey Ethan why you roasting him?
Cause it's savage season Sullen.
by Sullenchoirboy May 25, 2016
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tax season

a time of the year (usually February-April) where broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich. Tax money usually gets spent on Gucci, True Religion, Jordan's, and other unnecessary brands. When their tax money runs out, they go back to being broke.
Bill: Oh my, it's almost tax season again!
Bobby: Broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich.
by Yolo Drake March 11, 2015
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Seasonal Friendship

The type of friendship only maintained for seasonal reasons, such as college, employment or other nefarious activities.
My seasonal friendship just ended with Kim, she's packing up and heading for the great outdoors. It should renew next year, when she's done being a dirty hippie.
by anothernic June 3, 2009
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Slut Season

Better known as fall season, and more particularly the month of October, when girls must decide how slutty they will look on Halloween.
Guy sees girl picking out Halloween "outfit."

Guy:"Damn, it's slut season already?"
Girl: "I heard that asshole!"
Guy: "IDGAF"
by andthesingoesto February 25, 2012
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