joseph sanders

a man that met jesus in old times, also a term for oral sex

1: my girl came over and pulled joseph sanders
2: nice

by Dr carrier October 2, 2017

surging sanders

It's when you come out of nowhere. As a...

She's worried about a surging sanders.

by thechief120 October 5, 2016

Garrett sanders

The biggest and coolest kid in the school his birthday is also on 9/11

Bro1: Bro, isn’t that Garrett sanders

Bro 2:Bro, he is so cool Bc he juuls

Bro 1: Bro, your cappin

Bro 2: nah Bro straight Facs

Bro 1: but I also heard he got no friends

Bro 2:probably Facs

Bro 1: yeah bro he a poodle

by Poodles4life November 20, 2019

surging sanders

First used by Hilary Clinton to describe the uprise of Bernie Sanders

You use this to describe something coming out of nowhere

I used to get the worst scores in tests but then I did a surging sanders and got the highest score in the last biology exam

by Somervilledefinitions September 12, 2016

belt sander racing

The act of two lesbians masturbating each other until orgasm is achieved. The first one to climax beats the other with their loved stained belt until they reach orgasm.

"Let's try belt sander racing tonight!"

by soulstillremain October 19, 2013

surging sanders

When you come/cum out of nowhere

Ooops! Sorry, it was kind of a surging Sanders.

by Yellfire September 12, 2016

surging sanders

When your partner is not engaged in sex and off their guard, you ejaculation on them suddenly out of nowhere

My wife was bored folding clothes so I decided I should pull a surging Sanders on her, best idea ever!

by Shortywonbeathug September 18, 2016