Sage Heald

a boy with luscious long hair and magnificent pubic lice that looks like a blizzard when he pulls down those tight skinny capris. He usually walks around with a juice box in his hands while snorting cocaine on the weekends, on the week days he likes to sit home and fantasize about dolphins and riding them in the Piscataquag River.

Sage Heald is a wanksta

by 57w743784829 September 13, 2020

Sage

A person with a low iq and questionable humor. If you're around them, they're most likely to make jokes about farts and penises. Stay away from them.

Omg sage just texted me haha penis butt this morning and expected me to laugh...and i totally did. Im not proud of it.

by wrexham July 22, 2022

sage

a 600 pound bitch who is a bitch 24/7

person 1- Oh it’s sage!

person 2- 🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳

by i_hate_you_! July 25, 2022

sagee

sagee is a hebrew name for some one who is very wide but short, he is funny

and loves trolling and basketball.

sagee is great!

by bigdada2eds June 7, 2022

Sage

Sage is a guy's name, meaning, herb, prophet, wise or knowing. He's probably pretty chill and does good in lessons.

"Hey, who's that guy over there?"
"Oh his name is Sage."

by Vodka_RainFrog June 28, 2022

Sage

(n.) a beautiful woman with an abnormal affinity for citrus, whipped cream, and spice

“We found a Sage in the kitchen with an empty bottle of siracha; she ate all the key lime pies.”

by nervousnellie August 13, 2022

Sage/Moon

My name

Sage/Moon is my name

by And I get it from my mammy August 23, 2022