student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.

Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.

by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014

Student flu

Going out and drinking Exssesive amount of alcohol in a short period of time.

I have a sore throat due to student flu

by Student flu April 20, 2015

LAS Student

A spoilt guy who is either an alcoholic or a drug addict. An LAS Student is a rich spoilt kid that walks around with Gucci, Supreme, LV, or any other brand that costs more than 20 quid for a bloody hoodie. The guys walk around wiping their asses with Benjamin Franklin's and wearing expensive ass clothes which they'll outgrow in about half a year. Meanwhile, the girls will be either having orgies in the toilets or getting ready to suck a dick that night or hitting on a guy twice their age at a party they were either invited to or crashed.
There goes another LAS girl with a guy twice her age.

See that kid with that Supreme hoodie, must be an LAS Student.

by Kahxoeks November 18, 2018

student depression

When life at school is so hard, that your whole life falls apart

When the tears come streaming down your face because of school

I have student depression
I'm crying because i have student depression

by The Siljettes November 6, 2018

German SBE Student

Noun. Lowkey Hayes poor people

German SBE student

by Noooooonna December 16, 2018

Student bread

The most Wonderfull and delicious type of pastry that have ever been made by humans. If you have the chances of tasting this pieces of heaven you have to. It can literally cure cancer and HIV. (Its basically god cake)
The reason why the Student bread is so good Is because it actually is everything from a bakery put together with a nice biscuit foundation, and sprinkles on the top.

Hey homie, can I get some Student bread
-Nahh man get your own...
What can I do for you get one bite
-You can succcc my toes

by Moseko1234 January 25, 2019

Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018