7 spoons

A phrase used to suggest to someone they should stop complaining and get over their problem (see get over it) because no-one is listening. See also whinger

Ali: Why can't everybody just get along and stop the hating?!
Andy: 7 spoons. Seriously.

by MrAndy January 14, 2008

sleep spooning

The act of spooning someone while asleep. Usually the person has no idea of the act that they are committing and if not stopped may take it to another level.

Person 1: Did you hear what John did last night.
Person 2: yea i heard he was sleep spooning Jordan
Person 1: yea they had to be separated otherwise it would have turned into a one sides but fucking bonanza

by theanonymousking June 5, 2010

Spoon Drawer

A game you play with your friends, where a group of people lay down and spoon each other like spoons in a drawer. Can be played with any combination of boys or girls, but it is generally accepted that you try to make sure no guys are spooning each other (unless you want to).

"Yo bro, let's play spoon drawer!"
"Okay, I'll call up some people!"
*spooning commences*

by C-Dub, a.k.a. the Judge August 3, 2010

sharp as a spoon

a person who is not too clever

your as sharp as a spoon

by mob January 13, 2004

Poop on a spoon

it is poop on a spoon noting else.

its poop on a spoon

by poop on a spoopn July 27, 2016

Spoon Out

Taking such a large quantity of a hallucinogenic drug/s that you have no idea what's going on. Reality is long gone and you are in another dimension unknown to any species.

"Woah man, i took too much acid the other night. Had a proper spoon out"
"Shit dude, did you see kyle the other night?" "He was spooning out hard!"

by Hawild September 20, 2011

Spoon

Someone who is a complete idiot.

LLoyd is one. Usually someone who is quite stupid with lol intelligence.

by Laura/Katie/Lloyd March 13, 2004