wee wee sneeze

schlob on that knob
sucking a cock
bj

“Dude i can’t believe she gave him a wee wee sneeze”

by Thotmisser69 October 11, 2019

Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze

When during the final stages of intercourse, the man completes his orgasm inside his partner's anus, then loweres his face in time for his partner to produce flatulance. This ejects semen combined with fecal matter (Doo-Doo butter) onto the man's face, resulting in a similar appearance to a snowy, speckled, large-footed, mythical mammal.

Last night, Schmidt gave his boyfriend an Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze for his birthday.

by Fitzalicious May 17, 2018

sneeze in your pants

cumming into your own pants

Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."

by SuperCuntNugget January 27, 2018

Crispy Cock Sneeze

A crispy cock sneed is used to describe the crunchy sock used to wank in. The cum sock dries up & turns into a crispy cock sneeze

Graham was having a wank & threw the sock away, a few days later he went to wash the sock & said "fuck its a crispy cock sneeze sock

by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 14, 2023

aboods sneeze law

induced earth quake equal to the rate of change of magnitude of sneeze

we can use aboods sneeze law to calculate the earthquake that happened in Indonesia bro

by az1010 May 07, 2022

sneeze in her mouth

When a guy gets very aroused during a blow job and he cums in a girls mouth. Cum is gross. He might as well just sneeze in her mouth.

Spitters are quitters, but i don't want the guy to cum in my mouth in the first place. Gizz is gross, he might as well just sneeze in her mouth.

by bitch basket fagola October 30, 2010

hip hop sneeze

how hip hop artist prononce with you

i feel a hip hop sneeze a-comin "im going stick witchoo"

by rach_xx June 13, 2006