Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.
Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
Get the win-win situationmug. When someone, usually someone with a "tude" (or stereotypical, overprotective fathers) threatens to do something to someone else if that other person commits a certain act.
"If you lay one hand on that donut, I'm going to punch you into next week!"
"If you so much as post one copyrighted video, we'll sue you out of your skin!"
These are hypothreatical situations.
"If you so much as post one copyrighted video, we'll sue you out of your skin!"
These are hypothreatical situations.
by Graydo February 4, 2012
Get the hypothreatical situationmug. When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.
by eazyG November 8, 2011
Get the squirrel situationmug. - Backing up my files always felt unnecessary... until my laptop died.
That’s a seatbelt situation in action.
- Q: "Why do you keep a flashlight on every floor?"
A: "It’s a seatbelt situation. One time the power went out while I was in the basement — I tripped three times trying to find the one upstairs."
- Most people only learn what a seatbelt situation is the hard way.
I’d rather not wait for the lesson.
That’s a seatbelt situation in action.
- Q: "Why do you keep a flashlight on every floor?"
A: "It’s a seatbelt situation. One time the power went out while I was in the basement — I tripped three times trying to find the one upstairs."
- Most people only learn what a seatbelt situation is the hard way.
I’d rather not wait for the lesson.
by mechanicalsheep August 6, 2025
Get the Seatbelt Situationmug. When a white chic fucks a black dude for the sole purpose of gaining shameful bed cred with her nasty white friends.
L’Mykel is in a dark situation because Jenny used him and his huge penis in order to say she fucked a black dude, which hurt his feelings real bad.
by tbizzy2 July 25, 2023
Get the Dark Situationmug. A "Joker-Quinn situation" is a type, or at least style, of a "love situation" where two people fall in love.
The situation involves a crazy or demented person and a normal or regular person who meet and they both fall in love, like Joker and Harley Quinn, when Harley was a psychiatrist before she fell in love with Joker.
The situation involves a crazy or demented person and a normal or regular person who meet and they both fall in love, like Joker and Harley Quinn, when Harley was a psychiatrist before she fell in love with Joker.
by Angelina Stewart February 21, 2022
Get the Joker-Quinn situationmug. The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura
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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
Get the The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Auramug.