tweak shaft

Someone who is really weird

That girl is such a tweak shaft

tweak shaft by Freaknation6969 June 2, 2018

short shaft 

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!

I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft

short shaft by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

short shaft 

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day

I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft

short shaft by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

fizzle shaft 

The act of sucking dick with pop rocks in your mouth.

Fizzle shaft this dick!

fizzle shaft by Ughbullshite June 25, 2019

safety shaft

A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.

Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!

safety shaft by Christinesavoie June 29, 2019

dingle shaft

USAGE: Noun; proper noun when speaking to a professional about their Dingle Shaft (less common use).

DEF: The bulk of penis shaft that does NOT include the head (or glans), nor the satchel of the Male genitals. This is the main veiny area that is generally squeezed pounded and tugged upon during masturbation sessions.

HER: Where did you say mygooch is located, Honey?
HIM: You need a dingle shaft to find the gooch, bitch. You'll find that under my purple knob.

dingle shaft by Sexi Sadie 74 July 22, 2019

golden shaft 

The name of a really awesome water pump.

Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!

golden shaft by TheChens December 12, 2019