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scottish curse

1) Having to fight off women from birth, all Scotsmen are born with this.
2) The Scotland National Team
3) Scottish Weather
1) "oh! plethora of naked women! please, one or two at a time! I can only fit one breast in my mouth at a time! wait your turn! theres enough of me to go around! oh damn this scottish curse"
2)
commentator: "AND KENNY MILLER MISSES ANOTHER SITTER!"
me: "aw for fucksake, scottish curse"
3) "pissin' of rain again, fuckin scottish curse"
by Zeb MacHaggis May 17, 2006
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Scott

Possibly, and most likely the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is passionate, caring, funny, thoughtful, extremely handsome, and overly energetic! Most Scotts are always horny, but do not think with their overly huge wangs. If you find a Scott, Keep him, forever, and ever.
person1: I'm totally dating a Scott!

Person 2: OMG!? Really, you are by far one of the luckiest people on earth! Im so jealous of you!
by LittleTink November 5, 2009
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Scotti

Scotti's are known to run almost exclusively on marijuana and food, they are also known for there extensive knowledge on sandwich management. They are in many ways the polar opposite of a Kyle. They tend to be referred to as "hipsters" much to their dismay. Overall though Scotti's tend to be the baddest boss ass bitches around, and will never leave you in your time of need.
Dont be a Kyle, be a scotti.
by Hihihos October 19, 2018
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Scott

A absolute fucking bad ass that will fuck your bitch, also the sexiest man with big titties
Jeff: Dude, Scott stole my bitch.
Pauline: Not a surprise
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Scott

Truly the most intelligent, wise, benevolent, generous, heroic, most literate, physically attractive, sexually appealing, beautiful, talented man EVAAAR! Known throughout the realm for his devilish wit, powers of seduction, infinite charm, bulging bicep veins, ripped abs, perfect glutes and enormous phallus!!! Admired by men, women, children and animals alike.

It is fabled that just one of his infinite sperm(all of which are the size of tic-tacs) can impregnate multiple women/feminine men/women-like animals/feminine men-like animals simultaneously!
wet orgasming female: "OMG!! There's Scott, I want to give birth to his progeny."

salivating chick with massive breasts: "Same he's such a great guy......beautiful smile."

*both lick lips and rub nipples*
by GREATGUYbeautifulSMILE December 7, 2011
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Scott Storch

One of the greatest hip-hop producers out there rite now. Former Roots keyboardist. Responsible for joints like Lean Back, poppin' them thangs, still d.r.e, etc. and endless jay z, dre, snoop, busta hits. Says "a Scott Storch song will never appear on a Ja Rule album again" as he is so strongly asociated with shady/aftermath family. Dating lil' Kim.
Too many 2 list - look out for his name on the cd cover - will say produced by s.storch on more songs than u think. The guy is more sought after than the neptunes or dre rite now as far as productions. Has only ever produced huge selling records.
by FSP '05 January 30, 2005
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Mrs Scott

A psycho bitch who likes to torture people.
Miguel: Woah Pablo, how'd you end up in a wheel chair?

Pablo: Mrs Scott!!

Miguel: Watch out, I heard she knows our dealer...
by mexicanhouseparty420 January 27, 2014
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