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Small Business Saturday

If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).
Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
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Saturday Car

The feeling of a little car sickness mixed with the sun beating through the window making you really warm as you are a passenger a car traveling to a destination that you do not want to go to. This feeling typically presents itself during Saturday errands with your Mom when you are in the backseat of the car and would rather be dead than running errands with your Mom.
I had total Saturday Car on the way to Great Aunt Ellen's house.
by Kay Star January 29, 2009
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Smelly Saturday

Once a month on Saturday you shit your pants and use it as lube during sex.
Hey babe, tomorrow is Smelly Saturday!! I can't wait.
by BrodyJohnson32! March 14, 2025
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Strange Saturday

the day where anything goes. Get wild. Act the fuck out. You're getting fucked tonight
cody was worried because he knew it was a strange Saturday and some weird ass shit was about to go down
by MotherTruckerNumeroUno August 7, 2020
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saturday night magic

by ReversedOblivion August 24, 2016
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Saturday

The day you are free from school and can do anything you want.
Its Saturday today! No school.
by NoahMortylock March 22, 2022
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As busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night

A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.
I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.
by HistoryMemes4Life May 13, 2023
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