Ryan

A fat prick who takes up an entire room and masturbates to his unfunny jokes and memes. Literally rolls down hallways in schools and squash little kids on the way. Can be very retarded when asked a question by a teacher and laughs like Santa on his Saturday off.

The Ryan came down the hallway

by The Revenge May 9, 2019

Ryan

A massive simp and an idoit

Person 1: hey look at Ryan, hes a simp
Person 2: yeah, and an idiot

by Orange_Banana256 October 6, 2020

Ryan

The kinda guy who would be a giant taint to everyone around him, he’s the most irrelevant guy ever.

“Imagine being a ryan”
“Ew”

by Gothicstreetlamp November 16, 2018

Ryan

a cute, funny and talented boy with so much potential and happiness! he can light up any room with his smile. his talent is never-ending. sometimes he can be a bit creepy though...

person: who's that adorable boy talking to the crowd?
person 2: that's Ryan of course!

by jennaryanlove November 26, 2019

Ryan

A guy that will randomly appear in your life. It’s unexpected, but he’ll make you instantly like him. He has a small penis and seems to have an asshole personality towards specific people. At the end, it’s a joke to make you laugh. He’s not a silent person, and would rather make you laugh than cry. He’s a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to suck him off. He enjoys late night dick sucking, and would put his penis before himself. He’s a person that you would regret sucking his dick. If you ever grow feelings for a Ryan, fuck his dad. He’s a little slow at getting the hint if you have a boner for him, so it’s better to see his mother’s penis. He’s a great friend, and could be a great boyfriend.

Ryan likes to suck dick.

by Itsjireel November 11, 2021

Ryan

Someone who screams in the black of night. Could be a dinosaur.

Ryan: SCRAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
John: What a Ryan.

by Lighter_Tron_Man March 28, 2019

Ryan

The most beautiful girl you can ever meet. She’ll have the prettiest smile, the most beautiful eyes, and when she looks at you you’ll just know everythings alright. Ryan will always care about you and vice versa. Everything about her will be perfect down to her personality, her voice, her eyes, her smile, that look in her face when she talks to you and when she listens to you. Everything about her will make you easily fall in love like the way shed hide her face when shy or everything she does that can be explained simply as: cute. Shes the best person you’ll ever meet and the only one you’ll truly love.

“wow, i love ryan.”

by HerOneAndOnly<3 October 27, 2020