A nigga who dick rides because they have nothing better to do with their life. Most of the time they’re insecure, has a small dick, and on the next level of mental illness. Seek help for any dick rider you know.
by itsmedraco July 13, 2021
Get the Dick Ridermug. The rider who preceeds the four horsemen of the Apocalypse to warn others to change their ways or perish. The lonely prophet doomed to see the rise and fall of mankind eternally.
by Lyrique November 18, 2017
Get the Storm Ridermug. 
by charliebass September 5, 2015
Get the rhythm ridermug. 1. Another word for an ass kisser or suck up.
2. Someone who is nice to someone else to try and get their “better side” or try to get some type of reward or special privileges.
3. Someone who only likes one type of brand and talks bad about anything else.
2. Someone who is nice to someone else to try and get their “better side” or try to get some type of reward or special privileges.
3. Someone who only likes one type of brand and talks bad about anything else.
Def 1- “Yea that asshole over there, he’s just a Dodge Dick Rider. Thinks any Dodge in the world can outdrive any Chevy or Ford.”
Def 2- “You know ENTER NAME HERE? The dick rider? He just got a promotion!”
Def 2- “You know ENTER NAME HERE? The dick rider? He just got a promotion!”
by nextgenerationcrusader October 4, 2021
Get the Dick Ridermug. A woman,usually addicted to drugs, alcohol or both that hooks up and cohabitates with a male on disability. That way she always knows that there is a guaranteed government check arriving like clockwork plus she is always eligible for food stamps. She knows that due to the crippled person she is riding not much sex is involved plus she has a babysitter for her twice a month child visitation days. Always a plus to a cripp rider are the prescription pain pills her mule can acquire for her.
Look at that damn cripp rider hanging out in front of the VA HOSPITAL. Her old man just died from complications from his injuries in Ahfganistan yesterday and she's already looking for another ride. Nasty bitch. (Bitch) (check) (whore) (scumbag) (filth)
by Papasquatch December 10, 2015
Get the cripp ridermug. A plastic rider is a person who rides a motorcycle and acts like they are a tough bikie! They are the all talk, know-it-all, been on a bike for 10 mins, whingy riders. They’re the reason the code is dying... They look after themselves, act tough but run away from a fight and have no loyalty to anyone. They also like to stick their nose into other people’s business and they are usually vegans.
by Coondawgs April 21, 2020
Get the plastic ridermug.