Mixed distance relationship

A long and short distance relationship rolled up into one

When you can handle her frequent in and out commutes

Mark: Are you gonna handle that?

Bob: Yeah I am. We will meet once she comes back from her seasonal job visits in Antigua
Mark: Typical Mixed distance relationship
Bob: we visit eachother bruh once every two weeks. So yes it's a mixed distance relationship

by Chizykay December 21, 2021

on-again, off-again relationship

An on-again, off-again relationship (otherwise known as an on-off relationship, on and off relationship, or similar) is a form of personal relationship between two people. They may wish to keep an ongoing formal relationship, but have difficulty doing so because of continuous conflicts.

On-again, off-again relationship with someone.

by blue shark 2323 November 3, 2017

relationshit

when two people have a relationship that is doomed from the beggining

did you see bill and cristine, thats a relationshit alright

by shorty-mo October 22, 2010

Relationswift

Relationswifts: Are relationships that mimic various songs by Taylor Swift. These cover all aspects of her various relationships and can be applied to someone who reflects such songs.

"Hey, Sarah, Jessica is soooo in a relationswift with Brady. It's like she's living out 'You belong to me'!

by relationswift November 12, 2010

relationstint

A short-term dating experience, that almost makes it to relationship status, but is cut short beforehand due to the stupidity of one or more parties.

I was really interested in being his girlfriend, but it fizzled out before we became official so it was a relationstint.

by A. Knope September 29, 2012

relationslump

When a girl says she likes you, and only you... A lot but she doesn't want to date you or anyone else because she's afraid when she's done with high school/college she's going to leave the state or country and she'll never see you again and doesn't want a long distance relationship.

Guy 1: yo *guy 2*! You going out with that one girl yet?

Guy2: nope... She's in a relationslump...

Guy 1: oh snap! I feel you man, that's lame as hell man.

by Steammmmyy January 13, 2014

RelationShit

A couple poop in a toilet at the same time. One partner sits on the others lap while they both poop into the same toilet. Usually preformed before or after coitis as a bonding exercise.

John and Jane had a great relationshit after sex.

by JeefBerky August 9, 2015