quarter after beer

Used to say it's time to drink.

"Hey, it's already quarter after beer, let's party!!"

by TC Stylist January 3, 2008

4th quarter whore

Most likely the last remaining girl/guy at the bar at last call.

"Dude, did you see who he went home with? She was a complete 4th quarter whore."

by KM_Copeland May 16, 2017

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

by happystringguy April 30, 2010

Sacking the Quarterback

Jerking off whilst looking in the mirror.

"Bobby was found Sacking the Quarterback in the boys locker room."

"I found that mother fucker Sacking the Quarterback in my parents bedroom."

by Timmy McGuire April 6, 2014

Deuce and a Quarter

A classic Buick Electra equipped with the legendary 225ci v6.

Hey man did you see Dave's new deuce and a quarter?

No. Where the hell does he find all these fucking Buicks at?

by 3decadestoolate July 18, 2012

quarter cracker

people that are 25% white

my kids' mama is half white...datz y they be quarter crackers

by The Rixter July 8, 2005

quartermaster

A quartermaster is a person who can go into an arcade with one quarter and make it last all night on one game. Not to be confused with a pinball wizard.

Nobody could stop Josh that night in 1983... He conquered Centipede and became Utica's only quartermaster for that game.

by medullacortex May 20, 2014