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Pumpkin Pounding

Someone who sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it
Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining
by Denniss Kanetality April 30, 2021
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Pumpkin Sluts

1) White Women who wait all year for September to roll around so they can dress up like Hans Solo dragging their ADHD ridden kids named Kyle and Madison to Apple Orchids and Pumpkin Farms taking 500 photos for instagram while having to be seen drinking some kind of PUMPKIN FLAVORED hot beverage in the process

2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....

3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED

4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch
DUDE......tommy is in the barn right now banging one of those PUMPKIN SLUTS from Long Island.....
by BigLarry718 August 13, 2022
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Pumpkin Harvester

When people who aren't really farmers, but something else.
That guy isn't a farmer, he is a pumpkin harvester
by TheSecondDuck January 6, 2013
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furry pumpkin

a furry pumpkin is a hairy asshole or taint.
i was banging this girl and she had a furry pumpkin.
by chaoticbeauty13 October 28, 2021
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pumpkin coffee

when she goes to shit and it comes out as diarrhea after Taco Bell and smells like pumpkin coffee on sundays
“omg did you eat taco bell? it smells like pumpkin coffee” ~ aaron says
by unicornsavage1890 June 29, 2021
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Big pumpkin

Bob finally became a big pumpkin after giving that rusty trombone
by Johnny crackerjack April 26, 2017
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pumpkin dong

by feggbzherhare June 17, 2021
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