Potatoe

a douche bag

haters gonna hate, winners gonna win, potatoes gonna potate.

by ABYF June 9, 2011

bitch ass potatoe face

someone who is being an ass at the moment.

"you bitch ass potatoe face EXTRA BUTTER!"

by Stephanie Pauley July 16, 2008

Potatoe

HOw idiot people spell potato!

(at a spelling bee)
"Little stupid jimmy barker spell potato"
"P O T A T O E! potato"

by Katy June 30, 2004

Potatoe

Someone who is incredibly sexy and desirable and that has so much potential to be anything they want and has basically the best boyfriend.

"Wow bro your girl is such a potatoe"

by AntBanks87 November 18, 2017

cunt potatoe

A darkly colored fat and scratchy VAGINA!!!!

homer simpsons lips and surrounding beard.

"Damn, that bitch is such a cunt potatoe!"

"Damn bitch! yo pussy look like a mutha fuckin potatoe!"

by Ashkatekim April 4, 2009

Potatoe Sack Race

When you realize you're out of toilet paper and you have to hop down the hallway with your pants down, not wanting to risk getting shit stains on your underpants, to fetch a roll or two.

Make sure you stock the bathroom with plenty of toilet paper. I dont want to have to do a potatoe sack race to the pantry to get a roll.

by walker209 October 26, 2011

potatoshark

A person with potato-like features and the personality and behavioral instincts of that of a shark.

"hey have you seen that aaron kid!?"
"yeah he looks like a real potatoshark!"

by Eggerz July 29, 2012