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Persian Barbie

nickname for Shahs of Sunset cast member Lilly Ghalichi
The Persian Barbie is the most followed Iranian on social media, makes more than one million dollars a year as an attorney, and went to UT-Austin for undergrad.
by Coop Dupe January 29, 2020
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Persian Smoothie

Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.

Persian smoothie
by Grenadinepeen July 11, 2020
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persian69

Persian69 can’t win a gunfight in COD
by Leon_Thotsky September 12, 2020
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Persian

A Persian is a self-centered ignorant individual who always try to steal other identity to feel better about themselves. For example they are far from being a European race and yet they claim Hitler claim of Aryan race which is hilarious. Now when it comes to social status they always try to portray themselves like Model minorities such as Indian, East Asian and Jewish communities while they resembles nothing of their achievement and nobody sees them as those groups except in terms of income they are close because of they mostly own restaurants and multiple gas station, almost 80 percent earn their income from doing business owned places but not top professionals such a high techs, investment and or medical professions.
John: Hey That Persian is very rich.
Josh: Those Persian only make money doing low type business so what....
by persianlier September 28, 2020
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Persian S’more

The Persian S’more is a sex position, or act involving One person, likely a female, to spread their ass, as one other person, male, shits into the females spread apart ass. The male then nuts onto the females ass as well. The ass cheeks act as graham crackers, the shit is chocolate, and the semen is marshmallow. This creates the perfect, Persian s’more!
Babe...

Yeah

Lemme Persian s’more the shit out of you.
by TheReidShowSNAP December 4, 2020
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persian espider

the Persian espider is known as "Behnam" who scared a girl Avin in a sleepover because her friend Sophia showed her a picture of a spider and she was like " wow look espider" then Avin jumped out of the bed and started canceling Sophia then started crying. 💀✋
I will have seggs with the Persian espider
by seb and elena January 19, 2021
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Persian

basics:
not necessarily iranians
not white
not all are muslims
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features:
big noses
thick hair
body hair
long eyelashes
full lips
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-exceptionally talented poets/authors
-the best food tbh
-unique cultures/traditions going back thousands of years
Person 1: Oh my god, can you believe she's not wearing mascara?
Person 2: She's persian, must be nice to have long eyelashes..
by coolperson_999 April 18, 2021
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