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Paranormal Activity denial

When someone says how stupid the movie paranormal activity is when you know it scared the shit out of them.
Guy 1: Holy crap that movie was scary!

Guy 2: Dude that movie was stupid. *I sure hope no one can smell the shit in my pants*

Guy 1: *hes got paranormal activity denial bad, i can smell the shit from here*
by option40 October 21, 2011
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Pokèmon Paranoia

When you stare at your phone while walking to ensure you don't miss any PokèStops
Joe: Stop putting your phone to your face
Joey: But I have to catch them all
Joe: It's bad for your eyes
Joey: I AM NOT MISSING ANY POKESTOPS
Joe: *thinks inside in his head* Someone had Pokèmon Paranoia
by Turkish Superhuman July 23, 2016
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partner

It doesn't mean your friend it's like a mad way to adress someone...
Sup partner, my cuzzin don't like how you been doggin her and i don't eitha.
(not fucking in the ass, doggin as in like leaving her treatin her like shit)
by some polak November 2, 2004
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Partnership Manager

A partnership manager is a role in a discord server where they post other servers ads in a select channel in exchange for that server posting the ad of the server the partnership manager (PM) works for, PM’s normally either wait for members to DM them and ask to partner with the server, or seek out partnerships with other PMs
They are a good partnership manager, they get over 10 partners a week!
by KintsugiRain2 November 20, 2020
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detroit partnership

The Detroit Partnership, also known as the Detroit crime family, Detroit Combination, Detroit Mafia, or Zerilli crime family (pronounced dzeˈrilli) is an American Mafia crime family based in Detroit, Michigan and surrounding suburbs. It is considered one of the more active and powerful Italian-American crime families alongside the Five Families of New York, the Philadelphia Mob, and the Chicago Outfit.
Did you hear Nickey 2 times got killed?
Yeah word around town is it was the Detroit Partnership sending a message..
by JoeyBoomBoom313 September 21, 2016
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designated dance partner (DDP)

A good friend who you can always find in the middle of the dancefloor when it is time to get down. No matter how the night is going, you can always count on them to be on the dancefloor busting moves with you.
The night really got going when I ran into my designated dance partner (DDP) Kelsey and she dragged me out on the dance floor.
by LuckyLep December 16, 2011
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Paranoid Self Fulfillment

The act of being so convinced that your worst fear is going to come true that you force it to become true, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

Common Examples:

*people who are so afraid they are going to be dumped, they dump their boyfriend/girlfriend/ spouse as a precautionary measure.
*companies who are in financial trouble who's managers run the company into the ground through their lame attempts to prevent the company from failing;
*an employee who underperforms and gets fired;
Suzie: So, Lisa, how is it going with Ted?
Lisa: Oh, I dumped him last week.
Suzie: But it seemed like things were going so well!
Lisa: Na, I felt like he was going to end it with me so I dumped him first.
Suzie: That's like the third guy you have dumped in the past few months!
Lisa: Yeah but nobody wants to be with me, anyway!
Suzie: Sounds to me like you have mastered Paranoid Self Fulfillment!

-See also (offensive rebound)

CEO: Staff, sales are down so we need to determine how to save the company.
Employee 1: Well first off we should reduce our commitment to quality customer service and customer satisfaction.
Employee 2: I also think we should put some serious pressure on our top sales performers to bring us more business, and make it clear to them if they don't we will show them the door.
Employee 3: It would also be good if we skimp on our ingredients and aren't so quality control oriented.
CEO: Great ideas, everyone!
Janitor: These guys are on their way to paranoid self fulfillment!
by Larry Murgatroid June 3, 2010
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