granny panties

just one of the many accoutremants a performer must wear underneath a costume when one is a professional dancer. The granny panties are typically beige or nude in color to provide the voyeur with the illusion that they may have actually seen you waxed vulva in one of those intricate moves you busted.

"Leila, are you going to wear that sponge bob thong today? put on your granny panties!"

"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

Pantish

Short for panty fetish

If you want to be pushed down over the sofa, feel your skirt lifted, your moistened underwear pulled aside...then you have a pantish.

by Emma Cupcake July 15, 2011

Fag panties

very feminine male underwear, such as the ones that you purchase in boxes with the shirtless models on the front.

Instead of purchasing Hanes, Billy decided to spend more money and purchase some fag panties

by JGUNS88 March 26, 2009

Everybody Panic!

Often used on Fark.com as a ending tag line to a headline that is used as a scare tactic by the media. The over dramatization causes the reader to feel the full effects of the sarcasm and coulis sense of humor the submitter intended for the headline.

In formal usage it can be an exclamatory phrase to express very real danger and incite chaos to the crowds causing mass damage to area's and buildings as well as the people panicking. Please don't yell "Everybody Panic" in the middle of a large crowd as it is an offense that could get you arrested. However funny it might be.

F-15 groundings have caused Alaska to depend on the Canadian Air Force for protection. EVERYBODY PANIC No really: EVERYBODY PANIC! -- Fark

by Cheez is rice April 21, 2009

key panic

Key panic is the feeling of horror one experiences when they aren't sure if their keys are on their person. It can last for an instant during a pat-down of the pockets or for a long time while one searches the house or retraces his steps through the neighborhood.

The feeling of panic may linger for a while after the keys are found, and may even induce post key panic stress disorder, where one frequently reassures oneself that they have their keys and checks for them often.

John suffered from a bout of key panic when he realized his keys weren't in his pocket. The panic ended when he found them on his desk.

by Jason Kolesnikowicz June 16, 2010

Fish net panties

Panties made from fish net for a woman that wants to show off her prime pussy.

I like Kathy's fish net panties.

by Deep blue 2012 October 20, 2009

cnn and panic

Exact opposite of "Netflix and chill": watching the news with a friend/friends and totally losing your shit over the terrifying subject matter, no one is getting laid in this scenario.

" I invited some coworkers over to watch the election coverage on Tuesday, it turned into a complete CNN and panic situation"

by HilltheThrill November 17, 2016