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Poseidon poke

When you’re pooping and toilet water splashes onto your butthole.
Me: omg I just got poseidon poked!!
Friend in the stall next to me: That’s crazy bro!!
by QuinnReed.4201 October 26, 2022
mugGet the Poseidon pokemug.

poke wipe

When you get done eating sauerkraut all day, after New Years and your asshole is so raw it hurts to wipe normal so you have to poke your butthole with toilet paper just so it doesn’t continue to hurt any worse and cause mass-bleeding from hemorrhoids.
Goddam I ate so much sauerkraut I had to poke wipe my chili ring all day it hurt so bad.
by Bretandalexiswillgetmarried January 17, 2018
mugGet the poke wipemug.

Phantom Poke

When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction
Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night
by SpanglyCharly October 11, 2019
mugGet the Phantom Pokemug.

Poke Pyramid

1. A pyramid of pokes.
2. When IMing your friends, you might decide to spam them with this.
3. Used in a Poke War to win.
4. Total spam that is in the shape of a pyramid... containing the word: poke.
Example Of A Poke Pyramid:

poke

pokepoke

pokepokepoke

pokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
This is a complete Poke Pyramid. Also used as spam. :) This took me sooo long!!!!
by Katie Marie Bell October 25, 2011
mugGet the Poke Pyramidmug.

Shake And Poke

A Sexual Activity Invoving A Female And A Male. The Male Sticks His Finger Up The Females Vagina While The Female Gives The Male A Handjob.
. . . That's Just Gross. I'm NOT Giving An Example, As I Would Have To TYPE That :S. Shake And Poke
by EmoFairy665 December 23, 2009
mugGet the Shake And Pokemug.

poke server

Poke Server is a reference to a bad server host with outdated things.
You shouldn't play on that servers, it's a poke server
"A poke server, that's bad."
by Swezed August 22, 2018
mugGet the poke servermug.

wick poking

A verb which describes the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman
Man 1: Guess what he *pointing at another friend* was doing last night?
Man 2: Don't know. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball?
Man 1:Haha, no he was doing some wick poking on some woman last night.
by ca1apha5 April 24, 2011
mugGet the wick pokingmug.

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