the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

by Fruitybutt May 03, 2017

plumming

“pick me” but solely lesbians. self sufficient behavior / independent acts. not to be confused with queer baiting because it’s actually queer !!!

“claire you’re totally plumming rn by opening that jar in front of that hot girl”

“ur being such a plum!”

by vampygirl69 June 09, 2022

Plumming

That thing when you and your bros go out to a plum farm and see how many you can fit up each others booty holes.

"Dude me and mah boy Kaz totally went plumming. He got like 12 up there dude, shit was crazy."

by Jaernold October 16, 2019

Plum Party

When someone you know is having a pity me day. Plum stands for Poor Little Undeserving Me.

Sandy: John keeps complaining about how hard school is!
Alexis: You don't want to get mixed up in that Plum party.

by CrankyBitch0420 October 12, 2010

Plum silly

The term a person uses to discribe an incredibly stupid person.

Tom thought stitch from lilo and stitch, was a Pokémon character; therefore tommy is plum silly.

by Cugino March 14, 2019

Plum print

The sweet shape your balls make when kissing a surface while wearing a kilt without underwear.

"YEAH, that's my plum print on the bench."

by smijannan March 17, 2018

Plum scrumpy

When a dog owner is walking their small dog (eg. Yorkshire Terrier) on a sidewalk in a large urban centre and as the dog begins deficating on the sidewalk the owner picks up the dog to move said dog to the grass. During the movement the dog leaves behind plum scrumpies.

Oh man... Was walking to work today and this dude let his dog plum scrumpy all in front of me. Fuck that guy.

by mealinlovesit March 14, 2019