two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay

by ohhistevie May 23, 2018

EXPLAIN PLEASE WTF

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pew pew like EXPLAIN PLEASE WTF WHY NO

by the truth teller_ January 8, 2021

please don’t talk

An excellent alternative to “stfu”.

“Shut the fuck- I mean please don’t talk”

by eyawihs April 10, 2021

More Shrimp Please

A term coined by a steak house chain, for use when you ran out of shrimp, while taking advantage of “All you can eat shrimp”. It became an urban legendary phrase by two top notch guest ranch employees in Central Oregon in the early 1990’s. If you want something in life, simply ask for “More Shrimp Please!!”.

“Dude, This is the best summer ever....More shrimp please”.

“What should we do tonight after work?” “More shrimp please”

Waitress: “Can I get you two extremely handsome, hard working gentlemen anything?”
Mike and Erik: “More Shrimp Please!!!”

by Boycow November 15, 2020

Sex me please

A person who begs someone to sex

Hey Sophie Sex me please.

by Jack sexpicty November 15, 2020

please grab a sprite

when ur girl is thirsty and tries making a move on u but y'all aren't feeling it

girlfriend: *sits within 3 feet of you and y'all only been dating for 5 years*
you: "bitch you thirsty please grab a sprite"

by atticsalt July 24, 2018

visually eye pleasing

pleasing to the eye (visually)

The picture of Brian in "the" slammin' Elvis glasses was very visually eye pleasing to my grandmutha's latin lov-a

by Jebus Bob Rice March 8, 2003