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Pennsylvania pressure cooker

the act of securely fastening a plastic bag over a bitches head and proceeding to pound her until orgasm. Warning: Death is a possible outcome if you hold your nut too long.
yo, i gave my old lady a Pennsylvania pressure cooker last night and almost killed the ho!
by peterson tad October 18, 2008
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hot penny trick

Where a homeless person approaches a car at a stoplight, and some douche decides to heat up a penny with a lighter and give it to them.
This is done under the assumption that the person will keep the penny out of a desperate need, but they're more likely to throw the useless coin back in their face, pull them out of the car and smash their head against the pavement.
Homeless Person: hey, man, got a dollar?
Driver: no, but I've got this. (does hot penny trick)
Homeless Person: Fuck that shit, eat the curb, dumbass!
by champagnesupernova October 14, 2010
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pennsylvania pussy dive

its when the girls pussy is so loose your able to fit your entire head in it...then you completly ram your face into her va jay jay and see how long you can hold your breath
dude sandys pussy was so loose i could give her a pennsylvania pussy dive
by john raleigh October 29, 2007
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penny pimp

A man that thinks he is a pimp but only picks up worthless chunk busted hoes.
Cafu, get your penny pimp ass over here and leave that hoe alone
by Dub C August 16, 2004
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Pennying

A curious game which involves 'pennying' people. What's that you ask? Well...it's a method of getting a lot of people drunk very quickly.
"I got pennyed 12 times...8 times before food."
by Darling November 5, 2004
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Pennsylvania Ass Loaf

You're having anal intercourse with a partner, and right before you ejaculate, you pull out, wrap your penis in a hot dog bun, and shove it back in. The resulting disaster is a Pennsylvania Ass Loaf.
Bob: Hey Ben, we're out of hot dog buns, where'd they all go?
Ben: Man, me and Dina were fuckin, and while I was poundin her in the bean pie, I pulled it out and gave her a Pennsylvania Ass Loaf. It was the shit!
by First Penguin April 1, 2008
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dirty penny

The brown ring around ones anus.*

*note: some porn stars bleach their assholes, thus eliminating their "dirty penny"
"Did you see Kristina's ass in that thong?"
"Yeah, I caught a glimpse of her dirty penny!"
by lord x August 8, 2005
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