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owen elias

Hes a bloody cunt that is incredibly annoying, especially if you sit besides him in maths, and he always either attempts to outsmart you or physically hurt you
Me: Owen What's up
Owen elias: nothing you idiot, btw fo you know the pythagorean theory because I do.
Me:of course I do you silly nonce
Owen elias: ok the fuck you "proceeds to kick my shin"
by Gabba is the goat April 27, 2022
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Owen Joke

The act of telling a joke so unfunny that it will make everyone in the general vicinity go silent unanimously instantly upon hearing the joke.
Angel: “Oh no guys Owen’s walking up to us. He is probably gonna tell another Owen Joke.”
Dylan: “Not again!”
Owen: “Dead Sea! How is the Sea gonna live now!”
*Silence*
by IgnoredShark April 29, 2022
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Owen Hughes

An Extreme Alpha Male, who lives in the gym and curls with his monstrous penis
Owen Hughes is a threat to a beta such as George Masser
by littlecockjozza November 19, 2021
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Mrs. Owens

Mrs. Owens

Usually, A teacher,

Blonde...

Typically, sassy, okay wayyyyyy Sassy! And pretty sweet, well, I mean when she wants to be. If you get into a conversation, for some reason she always wins. She knows a lot more than you think, so don't test her. Very, and I mean very, good at roasting people, so don't even try that. She has the bluest eyes! A little frightening if you look at her straight in the eye. She seems to see everything too, so there's no being sneaky. You could be across the room, and pass a note, take a candy, touch something, cheat, talk, etc.. And she sees it. She'll call you out too, which is quite embarrassing. And if she doesn't see it. She'll "Check the cameras." So, she always wins in that situation too. Buttttt, a Mrs. Owens is a very special person with her own personality. Super sweet and helpful, a great teacher! She is also a good person to talk to and is very understanding. Don't be fooled by her RBF, trust me she isn't mad... So, if you need help don't be scared to go up and ask. A Mrs. Owens is often a perfectionist too! So, all her stuff looks super perfect and way good. Also, sometimes she can be cringy, but she's chill. . . most the time. . . Depending on who, she's pretty much a shorty… But it's cute! Very confident, or at least she shows it. All I know is I love the Mrs. Owens I get. Hopefully you love yours too.
YOUR FAVS: "Hey, bet you can't guess who made this." XD
Mrs. Owens: " HMMMM...."
YOUR FAVS.... ;)
by Hotest students ever November 22, 2018
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Abby and Owen

The perfect couple. Always laughing and having fun. They are both beautiful and handsome and are so close to each other. When they meet it's an immediate connection and like love at first sight. They constantly make each other and people around them happy.
Girl 1: are Abby and Owen dating?
Girl 2: I think so! They are so cute!!

Boy 1: Hey does Abby have a boyfriend. She is cute!
Boy 2: I think so, his name is Owen. But don't ask her out man. Owen and Abby are mad in love.
by coolestperson.ever December 15, 2018
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terrell owens

Actual TO quote: "I want more money. waaaaaaaaaah. You're not giving me the football enough. waahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'm Terrell Owens. waaaaaaaaaaaah."
by silentmichael June 29, 2007
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Owen

A short and gay child under 4 foot tall
Also does dodgy things in classrooms with someone.
Owen is so small.
by Cyagkjccinwcb February 22, 2018
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