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Cherry on top

n., the sexual act of spiraling whipped cream around a female's nipple, then biting the nipple in order to make it a bead of blood, forming the "cherry" (often a rite of passage for British royalty)
1. Prince William and Princess Kate are horny blokes. They often make a cherry on top when they feel extra sodding kinky.
2. My girlfriend is feeling adventurous. She wants to try to put a cherry on top tonight.
by JustAnAverageBloke June 10, 2013
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Cheesy Octopus

Take eight fingers and dip them in nacho cheese, then finger a girl. Afterward, have her lick whatever is on you fingers off.
Hey bro, last weekend was the BOMB. I gave yuhr sister a cheesy octopus. Give her a week and her taste buds will be back in que.
by Lockmastr June 2, 2010
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Oakland Octopus

Thought to become popular in Oakland, CA in the early 70's, the Oakland Octopus is when a man ejaculates inside an anus (producing a jelly baby) and the mass gels inside the rectum. This generally requires about 8-12 hours to congeal and actually forms a "skin" around the feces. When expelled from the sphincter, the fecal matter usually resembles an octopus, complete with tentacles.
OKAY ROOMMATES, LISTEN UP! Everyone is to flush the toilet after taking a dump, NO EXCEPTIONS! Nathan left an Oakland Octopus in the toilet so large that the Discovery channel sent a crew to photograph it!
by Notnathan August 24, 2010
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octopus

A group of 8 females.

Related:
Unipus - one female
Bipus - two females
Tripus - three females
Quadrapus - four females
Pentapus - five females
Hexapus - six females
Septapus - sevens famales
ME: Dude, check those ladies in the corner.
Guy: Which ones?
ME: The octopus.
Guy. Nice.
by C FRESH November 7, 2007
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ontophobia

The fear of being/existing

From Ancient Greek stem ὄντ- (ónt-, "being, existing") + noun φόβος (phóbos, “fear”), cf. ontology
Paul suffered from ontophobia for years then died.
by Dick D. Dick December 17, 2020
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Octopoop

Man, that was a weird party, Tania totally pulled an octopoop.
by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015
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Bloody Octopus

When a guy does not want to sleep with a girl because it is known that she is on her period
Bill: Man, why don't you sleep with Gayle tonight? she looks hot as hell dude.
Jason: Nah man, she's got a bad case of the Bloody Octopus right now.
by Marylicious2014 September 24, 2011
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