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frozen nuke 

A nuke that's frozen. Want one? Extra sturdy.
Random Person: Hey America, want a "Frozen nuke"? It's free with the cost of your hands and probably everything in a 500 mile radius. Maybe. Idk...

America: HELL YEAH.
frozen nuke by AlmostMyName November 2, 2020

yellow nuke

don't microwave peeps, you will end up with a yellow nuke.
yellow nuke by yardardar April 9, 2021

Tactical Nuke 

A nuke, which is tactical. It is a meme, and after it is announced that a tactical nuke is incoming, there is a loud siren.
Guy: Tactical Nuke! INCOMING!
Guy 2: Where?
Guy: Right there! Don't you hear the siren...

*BIG EXPLOSION*
Tactical Nuke by banana overlord February 7, 2022
Matt and his huge pp
I saw the nuke and it took my breath away
the nuke by Abdiction May 29, 2022

Scooter Nuke 

A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.
Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?

Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.

Brown Nuke 

A Fart so long and loud it's almost a shart and clears the area like the blast wave of a bomb.
guy one: Wow that guy should eat less cheese, he almost shit himself.

guy two: He set off a brown nuke.
Brown Nuke by TG35 August 14, 2022