Asgore: DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER!
police: that is a deer-vehicle crash
Assgore: DUI??? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE???????
police: that is a deer-vehicle crash
Assgore: DUI??? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE???????
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What’s he covered in?!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by anonymous March 21, 2025
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What’s he covered in?!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
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Q. What’s he covered in?!
A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
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When he kept insisting the Earth is flat, I just smiled and walked away. Let the deer say the grass is blue.
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