by Sid Macintosh December 26, 2007
Get the chuck norrismug. He eats thunder and farts lightning.
The Big Bang? Chuck Norris had wind that day.
The reason why planet Pluto is so far away is because Chuck roundhouse kicked it.
When you dream about Chuck Norris, its no illusion, he's in your mind.
Back To The Future was a poor attempt at documenting Chuck Norris's time travelling adventures.
All of the above definitions are entirely false, Chuck Norris needs no description other than Chuck Norris.
He'll be here shortly to-.... ........
The Big Bang? Chuck Norris had wind that day.
The reason why planet Pluto is so far away is because Chuck roundhouse kicked it.
When you dream about Chuck Norris, its no illusion, he's in your mind.
Back To The Future was a poor attempt at documenting Chuck Norris's time travelling adventures.
All of the above definitions are entirely false, Chuck Norris needs no description other than Chuck Norris.
He'll be here shortly to-.... ........
by X-waves-of-distortion-X December 19, 2009
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by Kelvin Mndz February 24, 2009
Get the Chuck Norrismug. One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!
by Chelsea Fraind April 2, 2008
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by the-redneck-from-hell March 19, 2009
Get the chuck norrismug. 
The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.
I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.
by chaibot175 January 9, 2011
Get the Chuck Norris interventionmug.