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Coffee Milk

(Also coffeemilk)
Milk mixed with either Autocrat or Eclipse Coffee Syrup, sort of like chocolate milk, but tastier, and not just for kids. After a heated round of debates in the Rhode Island State Legislature, in 1993 it was proclaimed to be "The Official State Drink of Rhode Island," and can also be found in parts of Connecticut and Massachusetts. Always pronounced as one word.
The best thing about Bee Bee's was also was the free coffee milk refills.
by Kinbote June 20, 2008
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mung milk

the stuff that aquirts out of your nose if you start laughing while swallowing a mung load.
We got him laughing so hard he mung milked all over his shirt.
by Johnny DeWadd Watkins July 29, 2006
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milking a dick

After ejaculating and while laying in bed your significant other grabs the shaft of your cock and begins to milk it to extract the rest of the semen in your penis.
Nicole began milking a dick (my penis) after I exploded inside her vagina.
by Milking a Dick June 18, 2018
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milk drinker

An insult / derogative term deriving from the video game Skyrim, often used by City Guards to suggest a person is weak and / or young / inexperienced.

Possible explanations:
Young babies drink milk from their mother's breasts.
and / or
Those who can't handle mead or ale instead drink milk.
and / or
Milk in Skyrim will restore a Warrior's resource for hard-hitting sword swings. Those who require Milk for this purpose would likely be lower-level, and inexperienced.
Don't be such a milk drinker.
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Milk Nig

A ghetto trash white person. They can also be referred to as a “wigger
Yo, let’s send this milk nig back to the trailer park.
by EastSideCrackaKilla March 10, 2021
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Milk Leaver

The Milk Leaver is a person who desires to use the milk in the fridge, but discovers, when they lift up the carton, that it is about to run out.

So, instead of actually using up all of the milk and being forced to take responsibility for it. (having to fold it up, throw it in the garbage, locate more milk and open it) this sad example of humanity simply leaves a tiny amount of milk in the carton or bag, not even enough for a squirt in a small cup of coffee. This neatly passes the problem onto somebody else and allows them to use the “Who, me? But there was milk left!” defense with a clear conscience
Guy1: There's barely any milk in this bag

Guy2: It must have been a milk leaver
by jagimo December 1, 2009
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Milk Maxxing

Drinking 3/4 to 1 whole gallon of milk a day to strengthen bones and because it tastes good
I've been milk maxxing for a year now and it feels like my femurs have been reinforced with rebar. I also weigh 240 despite being like 5'9". My bones are dense as lead now
by anonymous November 21, 2020
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