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Noah Atemas 

Noah Atemas also known as Mr. Steal Your Girl can always be found googling random shit and looking at wikipedia.
He especially enjoys rap music videos from the 18th centurie

Noah Atemas suffers from an obsession with Emma Watson and Jenna Ortega and for some reason he seems to consistently end up on Rule 34 websites.

With an exceptionally good hairline Noah Atemas dominates any room he enters.

He is a women magnet, so please believe it, unless your game is tight and you trust her, don't bring her around him because, he's a flirt
- Hey what are you doing
- Just looking at Drake's wikipedia. Did you know that he was born October 24, 1986 and is a Canadian rapper, singer and actor.
- Holy fuck that is such a Noah Atemas moment
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Nah (Noah-Shira) 

Nah (Noah-shira) is the best couple you will ever meet. You will usually see them chilling while “N” is giving “AH” heartwarming compliments while she is bright red ☺️.
Nah (Noah-Shira)is the best couple out there
Nah (Noah-Shira) by Nahilife November 29, 2017

Suck Noah jessome dick day 

It’s a day where u suck Noah jessomes dick April 19
Tweeter was suck Noah jessome dick day ok

You Noah'd Me 

When you're go to fist pump or high five someone and they dont give it to you, making you look silly
Damien: *Goes for a high five*

Ian: *ignores it* what are you doing
Damien: I went to high five you but you noah'd me

Bad Noah 

Beware, Bad Noah appears at first sight to be a regular Noah. But don't be fooled, under intelligent caring persona he is a calculating philanderer.

Bad Noah will make sure you can't sit down the next day, and you'll still thank him for it.

Bad Noah will use every trick in the book to convince you that only you can save him from dispare.

Bad Noah has nailed every female you know. Even your Mum.
Debbie: I would let Bad Noah wreak me, and I'm not even ashamed.
Bad Noah by TheGoldenGlitch September 14, 2021