dab napper

When You Take A Fat Dab And Automatically Hit The Couch Or Bed And Fall Asleep

Will Says? "Hey Sysco That Was A Fat Dab You Took!"Are You Going To Take A Dab Napper?!"
Sysco Replies, "I'll Take A Dab Napper After I Eat!"

by WillStarske January 8, 2018

stress napping

taking multiple short naps (usually ranging from 10-30 minutes) to avoid immediate work, which often results in an unintentionally long period of rest because the time wasted by the previous nap places so much stress on the napper that he or she perceives the need to nap again

"How is your work coming along?"
"I started working last night and wanted to get two papers done before going to bed. Then I got overwhelmed so I stress napped from 9 pm until 7 am."

"I should be studying but I'm stress napping"

by fretl December 1, 2019

nippy

cold enough to cause areolar simulation.

Is it 'nippy' outside?

Cor blimey you could take someones eye out with those, its so nippy biatch.

by Ross McPhee October 25, 2003

Nippy

A joint or blunt that contains three parts high-quality marijuana and one part pure rock cocaine. The drug of choice of Whitney Houston per her interview with Oprah and named after her. "Nippy" is Whitney's childhood nickname.

I smoked a nippy and read the Bible while my husband spray-painted crazy eyes on the walls.

by apparatchik September 18, 2009

nappyniggerwool

That nasty frizz by your hairline that is totally unruly and will never straighten out.

It took so long to do my hair because of the nappyniggerwool on my head.

by BlueBeardOne December 23, 2008

nappyslappin'

the finishing move of mortal kombat character mrs cook, she snaps her nappy into the face of an opponent killing in one swift move. the stench alone is enough to take down the heftiest buffalo

Haziz – “Dude, Did you smell mrs cooks nappy? its kicking up something feirce"

Manny having sex – “na man, I slept naked last night and I heard chocolate moose was late for work this morning”

Haziz – “Shucks, he’s in for some serious nappyslappin'!!!”

by PULLED APART BY REDMAN December 10, 2009

Nappa Bitch

Defines any highschool girl who is extremly skinny, does "emo" things because she thinks it will make boys like her, colors her hair wierd different flurescent colors every week, tries to hit on guys that dont want her around, and makes up rumors that she had sex with a bunch of guys that have exchanged less then a few words with her.

Origins: Derived from "Nappy bitch" a word to describe a girl with gross looking hair that smells like B.O.

Nappi: Plural- meaning 2-3 "Nappa Bitches" (similar to the plural form of Cactus which is Cacti)

Nappia: Plural- describes a heard of "Nappa Bitches" (usually 4+) this groups are something to avoid as often as possible.

Dude, you wanna go outside and hack?

Nah man, I looked out there earlier, there was a Nappa Bitch out there, then a group of Nappi walked over there and now the big heard of fuckin Nappia is waiting for all of the skaters to go hack.

by Avoid The Nappia February 25, 2011