shogress (n.)

Making a SHow of proGRESS rather than accomplishing anything that could actually be construed as having any value to anyone for any purpose. Actions that cannot be related to any goal or objective. Shogress typically occurs when everyone in the organization is 'aware' and there is a 'network' and a lot of 'buzz' and everyone 'is talking about this now' but measurable numbers related to the project objective haven't budged a bit, or have trended less favorably.
A situation that would be described as shogress (n.):
Question: "The October goal was 7% over last year. Did they meet that number?"
Answer: "They nominated a new Champion for that area, and they also sent in examples of their marketing collateral for everyone to review. I posted it on the website!"
by mathgirrl November 30, 2009
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Hairbloker (n.)

The Person employed or otherwise obliged to assist in the removal of personal hair growths.
R: any chance you could do me a big favour

B: yez baws

R: and be my Hairbloker (n.)?

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doo hickey Hairsmoker barber mandresser stylist hairsheila
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y/n

either the baddest bitch or a 4'9 Christian white girl with a love for messy buns whose mom sold her to one direction for drug money
y/n really got her dumbass sold to one direction again
by srleady September 16, 2021
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rightdoing (n)

Rightdoing (n) an ethos as much as a way of life, rightdoing extends to one's political, social and familial spheres.

Rightdoing is not rising above others at their expense, it is an honest day's work, and a clear conscience at dinner time.
Rightdoing is a civic and social responsibility. It is using one's resources to help others, giving others a hand-up if they need it.
Rightdoing is raising one's children in an environment of optimism, affirmation and validation. People in greater society are treated in a similar way.
Rightdoing is working to feed one's family, and being moderate in one's addictions.
Rightdoing is living according to the philosophy of the nowist and Nowism: using the most positive from the present and thereby improving the possible future for ourselves and the lives around us.
Rightdoing is not bursting people's bubbles, splitting hairs and generally arguing just for the sake of it. Rightdoing leaves people to their various illusions, where they are happier.
Rightdoing is being tactful, is about respect for one's parents, and keeping family life harmonious.

Rightdoing is pure good. There can be no negativity or selfishness involved.
Otherwise, one is involved in wrongdoing.
Drew is such a joy to be around! His whole attitude towards his fellow human beings and his life is one of rightdoing (n).
by Andybrew April 14, 2010
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Giana N

She is a sweet, sexy, rich girl who is always there. She has the best laugh and always knows how to make people around her laugh, she gives the best advice and is one of the best people I have ever met. It was an honor going through 5th grade with you! It was fun to go bowling with you and it’s fun to have so many inside jokes with you! You’re so nice, by giving everyone money, by making us laugh and by helping me so much! I love you so much (as friends) I hope we are always friends!
Giana N likes to be called Gia
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Bea N.

Bea Nordblom is a Finnish girl. She is the most amazing girl you will ever meet, and she is probably the most determined person you will find. She is usually athletic, smart, gets good grades, and she will never let a boy get in her career path. However if she finds "the one" she can be the most lovely person you could ever find. She has a bright future, and being involved in her life is a great honor. Her dream college is Yale, and she is nice to her enemies. She loves the puppet called kermit and she enjoys eating Hot Cheetos. She has the most beautiful smile and she has the best possible laugh. She especially loves to send things such as :D , -_-, or 0_0.

If you can get her heart you better not break it because she will give up on you and move on from you easily, but if you get the chance to get her heart you better be prepared to give up everything because she is worth it.
She is the Bea N. of my life. :D <3
by MB's bf April 13, 2022
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Bea N

Someone I see in my future with, :D. Someone I can't imagine myself without.
You AWE MY BEA N!!!!!
by MB's bf April 13, 2022
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