mystery hand

You bang some ckick in a dorm room with a friend hidding in the closet. While you're fucking your friend gets to grab what ever he wants to ( on the girl)

Hey make sure you grab her big tits or ass - it's a freebie, while I'm fucking her; that's a real mystery hand.

by cheesecake123 May 28, 2006

mysterydouchebags.com

multi-cultural website devoted to making fun of webmasters and blogs that serve little to no purpose, dedicated to wiping out 'GEEKDOM', and ultimately striving to make the world a cooler, much more cynical place to live. often mistaken it's often edgy racist humor, mysterydouchebags.com lives on to prove to the world that the internet is full of shit.

I read CHUD today. What a bunch of over inflated egos! They deserve their comeupance - I KNOW! Let's go to mysterydouchebags.com and make fun of them!

by Turkish April 6, 2005

Mysterious Cupcake

When a man puts his penis inside a woman's dirty anus, proceeds to make love to it, and puts his penis in her mouth. He then repeats the process of putting his penis into the woman's dirty anus, but instead wipes it across the woman's eyes. The major event that must occur is that the woman must catch a disease from injesting the remnants of her anus.

Man A: Hey man, I tried out that Mysterious Cupcake position you told me about.
Man B: How did it work out?
Man A: She didn't get a disease so I think I did it wrong.

by Court Magus January 25, 2010

captain mysterio

Collective name for bunch of fuckers who know piss all and have sad crapy lives, making up stupid definitions for stupid words!!

Bite me, bite me,bite me. Aye aye captain!!!!!

by Choclate malteser January 3, 2004

mistee

Someone who bugs you to define them because their name doesn't appear on urban dictionary

Mistee is an ass.

by Jfromstatefarm November 16, 2016

Mystery Moose

Mystery Moose is the act of making a moose sound (and hand gesture on side of head) whilst performing a sexual act on a partner in the 'doggy style' position.

He was banging me from behind and I heard a strange moose sound, I asked him what this was and he said he couldn't hear it, I heard it again and again and he still said nothing. A short time later he started laughing to himself and revealed it was him making the sound, aka, Mystery Moose.

by Callum Reckless December 9, 2008

Mystery

Amazing girl hot and beautiful sexy and smart but this girl is your average mean girl tell her secrets out like a published book kiss her everyone knows date her her friends will come after you she's a total bitch stay away

Ew that's mystery right

by Shitty Rug May 14, 2019