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i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.
sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.
by aludin May 18, 2007
mugGet the i'm so bad i can suck my own dickmug.
this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022
mugGet the YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHERmug.

My dick

Something that is relatively large in size
My dick is so hard right now that it hurts!
by XX_GAYBOY2019_XX April 27, 2019
mugGet the My dickmug.

stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation
I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one
by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016
mugGet the stuck my dick in the yakmug.

Word to my dick

to agree or add emphasis to a claim
“he’s so cool ”
Dude no way
“No word to my dick he’s the coolest guy in the grade”

“Yo word to my dick I love you guys”
by P1mpd4ddy September 20, 2022
mugGet the Word to my dickmug.

Suck my dick

by Bboooommboom March 11, 2020
mugGet the Suck my dickmug.
"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"
by mattwinwood March 10, 2023
mugGet the Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!mug.

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