knuckle mustard 

A fluid like substance originating from the penis of a overly tall half asian male.

Yo Chris you just got knuckle mustard all over Jonny's butt pussy.

knuckle mustard by The Punanilope September 14, 2007

chunky mustard 

n. noun. Adjective.weed some good weed, not the stuff you bum off of your friends weed you smoke to achive a perfect high, delving into a Katt Williams Philosophy that once in your system nothing matters, almost always kush weed

man gone off collard greens and chunky mustard!
this is thicker then some chunky mustard

....what?

chunky mustard by Elkdog June 30, 2009

Butt Mustard

The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.

Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.

Butt Mustard by John November 12, 2003

cock mustard 

A mix of urine and semen

Sally asked politely for Tom to top off her hotdog with some cock mustard.

cock mustard by WhooferTit April 22, 2005

eating a burger with no honey mustard 

basically you eat a burger with no honey mustard. its sad!

eating a burger with no honey mustard is a sign of disrespect... You should never do this as its illegal. ILLEGAL!11!!q1

eating a burger with no honey mustard by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022

nut mustard

Slang term for sperm , jizz, cum , etc

She had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich

nut mustard by King of Porn October 25, 2003

Butt Mustard

The pasty by product of a long days work, and a bad wipe job after a long night of drinking beer and eating too many hotdogs.

Hey, look at the back of your pants, looks like you have a bit of Butt Mustard there.

Butt Mustard by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 13, 2004