crust muffin

when your face is looking extra crusty

holy shit im such a crust muffin today

by cwillrockyou March 12, 2018

Crotch Muffin

Slang for a someone that has crabs and a yeast infection at the same time.

Billy ~ Yo, did you hook up with Tracy last night?
Ken ~ Yeah man, but my junk sure has felt funny since then.
Billy ~ Oh man. She has Crotch Muffin. You might wanna get that checked out.

by longrodMcDong October 26, 2011

hot muffins

Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.

"I got new shoes"
"I saw that, they're hot muffins"

by Molly_Dolly March 25, 2010

danger muffin

"DANGER MUFFIN" (poorly timed pussy)
An untimely sexual advance from a woman when you are either too tired or in a hurry.

Babe, no I can't. Put that damn danger muffin away.

by Ampudaddy September 24, 2017

Scorch Muffins

a very good band from ontario ohio who are for the most part are unheard of

did you see scorch muffins last night tey were epic

by scorch muffins June 3, 2011

buttered muffins

a vagina with sperm in it

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins

by mista pimp December 18, 2009

Moist Muffin

The act of a male forcibly sticking ones fingers in an another males rectal hole.

that moist muffin war was crazy

by Palmetto Aquatics May 11, 2009