When a female grabs a man's penis at roughly the 1/2 point of the shaft then proceeds to make a circular motion on the helmet with the palm of her hand... making a once floppy muffin a hard muffin.
"Yo, Meg Ryan gives the best floppy muffin Ever."
"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."
"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."
by jeffdhall April 9, 2009
Get the floppy muffin mug.Billy ~ Yo, did you hook up with Tracy last night?
Ken ~ Yeah man, but my junk sure has felt funny since then.
Billy ~ Oh man. She has Crotch Muffin. You might wanna get that checked out.
Ken ~ Yeah man, but my junk sure has felt funny since then.
Billy ~ Oh man. She has Crotch Muffin. You might wanna get that checked out.
by longrodMcDong October 26, 2011
Get the Crotch Muffin mug.A varient on the word slag, but not used as an exact synonym. Instead, it is an insult to someone who is being annoying, stupid or you just dislike.
(Playing poker)
Ben: "O.k so if I have a straight but with the ten, jack, queen, king, ace, is that a royal straght?"
Dudley "you fucking slag muffin."
Ben: "O.k so if I have a straight but with the ten, jack, queen, king, ace, is that a royal straght?"
Dudley "you fucking slag muffin."
by Dudley Brewbags May 28, 2008
Get the slag muffin mug.Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.
by Molly_Dolly March 25, 2010
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An untimely sexual advance from a woman when you are either too tired or in a hurry.
An untimely sexual advance from a woman when you are either too tired or in a hurry.
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