Dropping mud

Having to take a shit right after you drink coffee.

I drank and extra large coffee and had to take a mud dump right after. I was dropping mud

by Jpeso75 January 20, 2018

Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 27, 2011

Mud Jousting

The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their dicks start clashing.

J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet and start Mud Jousting.
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?

by MuddyBoy May 28, 2022

Mud Quack

Any noise made when you are fucking a girl in the ass.

I took the mud duck home and we decided to try anal when her asshole let out a loud mud quack.

by mudquacks May 3, 2014

Mud Plunging

Inserting your penis, dildo, strap-on, fist, ect. inside someone's ass while they are pooping to push the poop back up their ass.

The man put his penis inside the girl's ass right as the poop started to come out, causing the poop to go back in her ass and causing them both to have a not so pleasant feeling but the great feeling of knowing that you accomplished it.

-he is mud plunging her, he mud plunged her, she plunged herself, I mud plunged that filthy whore-

(hint: it would make your life easier for you if you didn't tell people that you mud plunged someone)

by epg2 November 12, 2011

Mud Piggy

A person who is obsessed with eating ass.

You see that guy over there by the dumpster. Word has it from all the ladies turning tricks on 5th and Jackson that he is a real Mud Piggy.

by Elohdaeh March 3, 2021

Mud Bark

A sudden flatulent emission that is much louder than a normal "fart". Volume, timbre, and additional semi-solid anal discharge. This can occur on its own, or due to temporary weakness in sphincter muscles associated with a sneeze or cough.

I need to go get a change of clothes... I mud barked pretty bad when I had that coughing fit earlier.

by nicensafe January 9, 2011