Mong

Complete twat, also goes by 'Liv Cracknell'

OMG, Liv Cracknell is such a mong!!

by scathoe June 8, 2017

id-mong

An unintelligent, ugly human being constantly saying stupid things. See also: Mongrel.

Andy, quit saying stupid quotes from the movie League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you id-mong.

by Eric Devlin December 13, 2008

Mong

Generally a person who has a learning difficulty or struggles to use their brain for good use. Retarded, munted or spastic

Niazi and Mull are fucking dumb cunts. They can’t even create a single chance, the absolute mongs

by Shuano May 17, 2020

total mong

jeremy corbyn

you sir are a total mong

by mongmna November 28, 2019

Mong

Casual slang used by females of a low IQ value in Radcliffe, Greater Manchester.

Charlotte: “oh you spazzy little mong”

by Chavcliffe December 1, 2021

The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.

Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!

by Reills40777 October 4, 2019

Mong

1. Sois after 3 or more illybays
2. Louis in distress

Plural: Mongs (social gathering at AP’s house)

“Sois your a mong cunt, stop sticking that tech deck in her mut”

by Naskoh2Trappy May 13, 2022