mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).

When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.

by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013

Mitch Sturkenboom To Robert Anderson Huebel

Mitch Sturkenboom To Robert Anderson Huebel

Mitch Sturkenboom To Robert Anderson Huebel

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

MITCH

A real looser of a person sometimes called A Mitch. Often steals and is seen walking around smoking eating cucumbers and generally doing fuck all . Puts little to no effort in his work effort

My coworker did nothing all day he's a real Mitch ya know. He stole the budget brand toilet paper from public toilets across the street .. Geez what a mitch

by Mitching it May 14, 2022

mitching

irish slang for skipping class/dossing

wheres ben
he's mitching with sean and luke

by JoeMama69haha October 19, 2020

mitch/tim

The biggest dick names in the book.

His cock is so big, his name must be mitch/tim

by callmefear April 3, 2019

Mitch

A name referring to the guy with the largest shlong.

"Who's the mitch of the group?"

by Grey112 November 3, 2020

mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong May 9, 2018