Hit or miss

A cringy Tic-tok meme

Hit or miss, she took the fuckin kids ya,
Now I’m cryin ain’t got no Will to live ya,
Gonna take my car and drive it off a bridge
Gonna find my body put it in a ditch ya!

by Dire_wolf87 July 21, 2019

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miss porter's

A boarding and day school in the middle of no where aka Farmington CT where you can find girls that are much smarter than the one's at Ethel Walker's who often date AOF and salisbury's guys due to boy deprevation and frequently lose at sports except crew and softball except of course when the play Ethel Walker's hmmmmm.... I wonder why?

Geee that girls a slut...she must be from Walker's

by anonymous April 17, 2005

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miss hanny

fat, stupid english teacher @ st. dominic's; has huge wart above the left eyebrow; 45-not married; says paren-"fa"-ses not paren-"the"-ses

God! how stupid is miss hanny?

by jayne b July 06, 2003

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Missed the towel

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and try to get on towel but hits the floor or somewhere other than the towel he was aiming at.

Andrew: so embarrased, dont even want to say what happened.

John: what happen? you missed the towel?

Andrew: man yeah need to work on my aim

by andrewpaulos111 July 26, 2010

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Miss Kim

Any middle aged Korean or Asian woman who works in an inner city store owed by Asians, Koreans, or Chinese. The store can be a convenience store, stop and go beer & deli, discount dollar store, hair weave store, or a corner chinese take out. It is usually located in low income neighborhoods, although some may be in downtown or upper middle class areas or shopping malls. The woman's name does not have to be (and usually isn't) Kim, however because the actual name is probably hard to pronounce in english, Miss Kim is the easiest substitute.

Tysheekah: Hey Miss Kim, you still got that Remy on sale.
Miss Kim: Oh yes girl, you know I-a-gotta your favorite-a- color. Sun-a-shine A-Yellow. You knoe it look-a-so good on you.
Tysheekah: You know it do gurl!!!!!

Hamid: (Tapping on plexiglass with coin) YO!!! Miss Kim!!! I need 2 40's of 211. Come on!!
Miss Kim: Stop yelling in the store. I heard you
Hamid: Just get my beer bitch and hurry up!!!
Miss Kim: I got-a your bitch. Now get out. No beer for you today!
Hamid: Bitch i will kill yo.....
(Miss Kim reaches for her loaded .22)
Hamid: Damn Miss Kim!!! My bad!! I'm leavin....

by M.J. Wright May 09, 2010

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