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Michigan mud bath 

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.
Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

Michigan Stretcher 

The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length
Tyler gave micha a Michigan Stretcher

Michigan Wolverines 

the best motherfucking team in the world and way better than the Fuckeyes
Ohio state fucking sucks Michigan wolverines are better

Michigan Man 

A person who is fully committed to the following credo:
Cheat.
Lie.
Play the victim.
Did you see the way he whined about getting sanctioned for cheating and destroying evidence? Now that is what I call a Michigan Man.
Michigan Man by Richard H Ball November 19, 2023

Michigan Man 

A Michigan Man is the quintessential embodiment of the principles of the U of M, to whit: Cheat, then lie, then play the victim, then say it was a loan wolf, then accuse the Conference when they bring enforcement action and initiate legal action to stop it, then say the cheating didn’t make a difference anyway, then attempt to destroy evidence, then drop the lawsuit like a hot potato when the Conference and the NCAA reveal evidence that a coach was involved and attempted to destroy evidence, then fire said coach for destroying evidence he shouldn’t have known about and which should not exist, then get rid of a troublesome booster who funded an operation which you allege never happened. These principles are embodied by only the greatest of Michigan Men.
That Harbaugh. He’s a Michigan Man through and through!
Michigan Man by Richard H Ball November 22, 2023

Michigan pinner 

A Michigan pinner is a joint where you put as much stinky sticky Michigan grown ween as you possibly can in the rolling paper provided.
Hot damn Levi you got 4.2 grams in that zig-zag now that's a Michigan Pinner !!!
Michigan pinner by LePour January 6, 2024