(n.) A complex yet amazing person; every time he walks in a room, he breaks necks. One that is both beautifully insane and insanely beautiful. Smoother than anything he's allergic to, which is nuts; no pun intended. A notable person that will take your breath away.
(v.) To use proper grammar in text messages; to have arms.
(v.) To use proper grammar in text messages; to have arms.
by me11is February 17, 2019
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by Michael Harney September 9, 2018
Get the MICHAEL mug.A person you will grow to hate or learn to love. He puts family and friends over everything, will die for a friend or family member. Does well in school. Likes sports, and knows a lot about them. He doesn't love or trust easy. The ideal boyfriend. He's incredibly hard on himself, and will punish himself for a mistake even if he isn't judged. He's hated by many loved by few, but the hatred keels him going. He likes succeeding just to spite people who treat him poorly. Show him respect or you will regret it. Learn to love him and you may a lucky one who he loves back.
by Anonymous4234 June 3, 2018
Get the Michael mug.Totally player. Will break ur heart. Is a jackass and douchebag. But he is ur absolutely dream boy and you’ll fall in love instantly
by JOEEEEÉ November 2, 2019
Get the Michael mug.Often pretends to be disabled to get attention or into bed with men and/or authority figures. Addicted to candy and porn...sometimes together. Steals books from the church library and takes money from the homeless. He will do anything to get ahead including auctioning off his virginity on ebay. He likes to show off his food slicing skills to (unsuccessfully) compensate for his tiny manhood.
Another word for a compulsive liar, foot fungus brought on by an STD, cheater, male prostitute, and child rapist. "I'm sorry I cheated, but what do you expect, I am a Michael!"
by Le Corbustier. August 26, 2010
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by MahDick9001 January 11, 2012
Get the Michael mug.A selfish jerk who plays girls and only thinks about himself. He is perverted and just likes to have girls attention. He will tell you he loves you one day and the next break your heart. He is the typical kind of douche that a ton of girls fall for, but end up with broken hearts. He can be sweet and charming, but he has a dark side. Although you may fall for his good looks, you want to stay away from people like him
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