mental threesome

Sex between two people where a third joins only in your head

Last night Heather enjoyed a mental threesome, blowing Geof in her mind while he was fucking her in real life.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 22, 2021

mental compass

-a sense of direction that tells you where to go like when you park your car at the university of florida and need to find it.
something everyone has built in. not to be confused with a moral compass that would be ignorant.

-kevin wright has no mental compass
-"bro, wheres my car?" i dont know use your mental compass

by SmartGuyWhoDoesntMakeUpWords October 12, 2011

Mentally Conservative

The gentleman's way of saying the word retarded. Usually used when someone wishes to insult someone with a touch of class.

Person A: Oh wow she's fucking retarded.
Person B: Mentally conservative.
Person A: Oh, my mistake. Wow she's fucking mentally conservative.
Person B: Good show.

by pbnjp January 2, 2012

Mental Rizz

Rizz that forms in one's mind but has no intention of being spoken into reality.

Oscar: Yo bro, go rizz up that baddie over there!
Siddharth: Nah bro, I only got that mental rizz.

by CouncilOfMen December 19, 2022

mental crack

When you have too much energy for your body to contain

Why are you laughing so much are you on mental crack or something damn.

by your truely molly February 4, 2022

mental snort

The act of snorting at something funny in your head because nobody is around to hear you do it out loud.

I saw some douchebag giving the camera finger guns in his corporate picture. Nobody was around to hear me so I gave it a mental snort.

by T-Cup May 21, 2014

Mentally Bust

You bust except mentally.

Fred - "You watching Date A Live boi."
Kyle - "Yeah I'm mentally bustin' right now."

by Shinobu-kun April 11, 2021