Melon

Is an Ellen

Oh wow that Melon is an Ellen

by Melon and pineapple April 29, 2019

Melon head

An idiot that tends to say silly things. Not overly rude. Usually said in jest.

Come here idiot melon head

by Sharky1325 January 17, 2018

Melon

Is a fruit that all niggas like.

¨Yo my nigga wheres my melons nigga?¨

by Tweet2831 April 4, 2017

melon

A man heavily inspired by Peanut the best little mac.

KO punch go brrrrrrrrr - melon

by Melon - Mike November 22, 2021

Melon Usk

Used to describe a genius Melon that shoots cars into space.

Hey, there´s a Melon Usk hiding in your house! Keep an eye on your car!

by Joschkaskaden May 1, 2018

Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.

Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.

by Willylaura July 5, 2022

Archie melons

When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob

I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley

by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023