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Matthew

A Matthew is an oblivious idiot. Once he gets interested in something on his iPad, you can call him a bitch right into his ear, and he won't notice. He doesn't know when to stop singing cancerous Jake Paul "rap" songs. He is tall and very awkward. When he tries to play basketball, he just hits you in the face and gives a puppy face to say sorry.
Wow, Matthew is the dumbest kid in the school.
by squirrelfish222 September 28, 2017
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Matthew

Noun: An all around douche bag, derived from the Filipino word "Kupal" which means smegma.
Verb: The act of masturbating with one's toes.
(Noun form): " That guy looks like smegma. He's a Matthew."
(Verb form): " Dayum, I haven't Matthewed in a while".
by Adultish Priest May 17, 2017
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Matthew

Matthew is a very kind,caring, and cute guy. He can tell that something is wrong with you by your tone in your voice and he will do whatever it takes to find out what’s wrong. He will ask you over and over what’s wrong until you finally tell him what’s wrong and then he makes you feel better about it. If his friends are being rude or disrespectful he apologizes to you even though he didn’t do anything. He is overall the best boyfriend you could ever have.
I love Matthew he is the best boyfriend ever.
by Heartley January 6, 2021
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Matthew

Hot sexy mean but cute small but cool huge cock biggest ever
Matthew is so niceeeeeee big balls
by Yay I love matthew April 11, 2019
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Matthew

A very fat kid who try’s to roast people and read urban dictionary names even tho he is 300 pounds in 10th grade
There is Matthew being a fat ass bitch
by Big bod July 11, 2019
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Matthew

Amazingly sexy and gets all the chicks. He is also attractive to some men. He has a nice toothbrush
Daym Daniel. Super man gonna beat yo ass like Matthew
by Poopy gorilla December 20, 2016
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Matthew

A big fat orange that likes to nibble on steak. Yum.
It’s a big Matthew!
by MehGamer November 19, 2019
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