matt

someone who says your their best friend, but makes you feel bad more than good. he gets mad at you for lying and making him cry, then makes you cry because of it. what a great guy.

matt says he's just kidding, but he really makes me cry.

by laker123 December 13, 2009

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matt

1.) An offensive term used by women to describe extremely small male genetalia.

2.) a man which appears to have little or no genitalia. (may or may not be a deformation.)

3.) A squirrels penis.

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1.) Jill: soo, how was he?
Ann: ...:( i dont want to talk about it.. he pulled out his matt....

2.) Doc: i recomend any surgery possible to enlarge this matt...

3.) ann: how cute... look at that squirrels little matt...

by eric lutherson December 15, 2007

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someone who is really gay and doesnt mind fingering their butthole every now and then.

He covers up his huge gayness by saying he will kill things with a giant battle axe. But everyone one knows the giant battle axe stands for his penis and him killing people is really just sticking his dick into a mans ass

Me: "Matt want to go out and hang out with some hot chicks. Gurantee we get laid tonight!"

Matt: "No im okay. I think I'll just finger my.... i mean massacre a small village with my giant battle axe."

Me: "Okay man have fun with that...."

by therod74349 April 28, 2010

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a short bitch ass mexican who smells of body odor. really sucks at softball. he flexes nuts often because he hasn't got any. never gets laid. virgin ... i believe so. he is the 1st man to actually cock block himself! need i say more about this pathetic excuse of a man. if he doesn't kill himself, he will more than likely die alone and be forgotten because nobody notices him in the first place. he drives a pussy ass hyundai.

Man did you see that guy that shit his pants?? He is such a Matte!

by Puddintain Rascoli November 22, 2011

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