Chunky Mask

When someone vomits in while wearing their mask

Andre has a chunky mask

by Igetbitchesmyles February 15, 2022

Face Mask Trap

A face mask trap is an individual who appears extremely attractive when wearing any sort of covid mask but becomes ugly once the surgical device is removed.

Jake: Damn Alex have you seen that girl? she looks so fine!
Alex: naaah bro she just a face mask trap, she's actually ugly as sin without it.

by bigTonka July 7, 2022

Warrior Face Mask

When a male removes his pants and places his cojones otherwise known as nuts, balls, crown jewels, and or nads on anothers face. The sack is placed over the nose and extends down the victims face. This act is called the Warrior Face Mask.

Yo dude, did you hear John gave Jimbo the Warrior Face Mask.

No way man, that's awesome!!

Tiffany said something in the room smelled funny, so I decided to give her the Warrior Face Mask.

by Dr. Nutter September 4, 2013

Polish Gas Mask

The act of cupping your hand over your butt when farting, and then covering an unsuspecting person's nose and mouth with a handful of stank ass. The Polish reference being that a gas mask is supposed to filter harmful toxins, not contain them within the mask, defeating the purpose of a gas mask.

I felt a steamer building up so I reached around, let it rip, and gave my girlfriend a Polish gas mask and she almost gagged.

by Masthead716 December 16, 2016

principle of evil marksmanship

Also known as the stormtrooper effect or the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy. The principle of evil marksmanship is a phenomenon between two belligerents (fighting factions) in a battle, typically one fought with projectile weapons. In battle, the malevolent(evil) faction will be unable to land a single hit with their weapons, while the benevolent faction will easily take down the opposition with seemingly pinpoint accuracy.

The principle of evil marksmanship is best demonstrated in the Star Wars film series (from which the phenomenon receives its other names), the James Bond series, and other films and videogames that feature opposition with ranged weaponry.

by Intelligence001 March 6, 2017

egyptian mud mask

Smearing your hot smelly shit on the face of your sexual partner after receiving a blumpkin

She blew me on the toilet so I gave her an Egyptian mud mask

by VanDoctor546 June 12, 2017

Gp-4 gas mask

Another soviet mask used by preppers, collectors and little kids trying to look cool. It was used in the 1950s for gas protection. Just like all other soviet gas maskes all the people are too fucking retarded to change out the coffee can type filter, which is very toxic with asbestos for your health.

"The Gp-4 gas mask is my favorite gas mask!"

by GabrielO June 29, 2018