MASK BALLS

A person who acts aggressively towards others, in stark contrast to how they would normally act, solely due to the fact that their face is covered with a mask.

I can't belive the MASK BALLS on that old lady in Wal-Mart. She said, "Out of my way you ignorant non mask wearer! You are going down the isle the wrong way and I need to stock up on toilet paper and cat food post haste!" before she ran me over with her electric cart.

by Beerlord69 June 7, 2020

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Mask-a-raider

Protesters committing criminal acts while wearing a surgical mask, claiming it was for health reasons, when it was actually to conceal their faces so they could not be identified.

As the mask-a-raiders were looting the store and starting fires, they claimed their masks were to prevent the spread of COVID-19, when the truth was that they were actually worn to conceal their identity from the security cameras.

by Crackerguy June 17, 2020

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Half masked

When someone hangs their mask off one of their ears

The grocery worker was scolded by his manager fot being half masked while filling the shelves.

by Countercorkscrew June 30, 2020

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Almaguerilla Mask

When you shave your beard and save the clippings then masturbate to completion and spread your ejaculate on your face then sprinkle your beard clippings onto your ejaculate-covered face and create a new beard.

My homeboy shaved his beard off but immediately regretted it, so he he came on his face and gave himself an Almaguerilla Mask.

by Calendar Boy September 12, 2020

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